Which Terrifying Sliding Sport Would You Brave?

Imagine yourself in the beautiful Dolomites of Cortina d'Ampezzo. The air is thin and cold. The stars blaze in the night sky above you. And inside your body is the kind of fear that empties you, that vibrates between your ears, that makes your heart pump so fast you think it might explode in your chest. You are standing at the top of the terrifying, beautiful, sliding track. It is made of solid, hard ice, just over a mile long, and contains 16 terrifying, sloping curves.

In this imaginary scenario, you must get to the bottom of the track. You cannot walk down. You cannot scooch on your butt and cry. You must choose one of the approved Olympic methods for reaching the bottom of the course so that we can learn your true nature of your heart.

How will you choose? Which of the several terrifying ways to get to the bottom of the course will you deem the least terrifying? What kind of person are you in the depths of your soul?