Terry Pegula Is A Big Disgrace And An Even Bigger Fucking Loser

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It’s typical of the Buffalo Bills that they would dominate the public conversation during a Championship Week despite the fact that they won’t be playing in it. The Bills, like a handful of other NFL franchises, are renowned more for what they haven’t accomplished than what they have. In fact, the Bills are defined by their high-profile failures, with their 33-30 loss in Denver last week now added to their anti-résumé. I grew up with the Jim Kelly Bills, who infamously won four straight AFC titles but never a Super Bowl. Decades later, Kelly’s spiritual successor—Josh Allen—has yet to even reach the Super Bowl. Not even this season, when Allen’s contemporary QB rivals in the AFC failed to even reach the playoffs. The fuck? How is that even possible?

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